We knocked, but you were not home. Also, I think you may be squatting on public property.
Love, the Riveras
[*squat - to take up unauthorized residence; to build a home on land that does not officially belong to one.]
What better place for someone to squat than on public land? But actually, if you want to know the truth, we were here first. Regarding knocking, don't bother - just come on in. We are always, always home, anywhere we happen to be.
Love, the Faeries