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Too Sexy

Transcription:
 
Hello Gnomes: 
My name is Josh.  If there is lady gnomes, here is my number.  ___ - ____
 
PS - I am sexy.
 
 
Answer:
 
Dear Sexy,
 
We doubt that the gnomes would take very kindly to someone broadly flirting with their sisters, daughters, etc., nor much appreciate added competition for the lady gnomes in general.  We scribbled out your phone number, lest they track you down and you wake up covered in bed bug bites, warts or any other very non-sexy conditions. 
 
You're welcome.    
- the Faeries

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Kat on Monday, June 10, 2013 12:33 PM
hahahahaaaa.
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