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Msg 34 - Granting Wishes

Transcription:
 
Dear faeries,
 
I don't know if you grant wishes, but for the longest time I've been wishing to fly... fly away and marry Ryan Gosling.  Anyways I hope this letter gets to you all safely.  If you want I can leave candy and cookies for you every night.
 
Love, Chrissy
 
Answer:
 
Dear Chrissy,
 
For the wishes involving factors or entities other than oneself, one ought either to ask the other to grant the wish to happen, or to disregard it and make the wish happen anyway.  And while we can earnestly grant you this wish of flying away and marrying Ryan Gosling, we are not nearly so involved as are he and Gravity, so our endorsement would be rather inconsequential.  But we can recommend that you disregard gravity and ask Ryan Gosling himself if he will grant this fine wish.  
 
And thanks for offering, but the candy and cookies we get do not do much for us.  The gifts we have most appreciated receiving are art, natural wonders, and simple communication. 
 
Love,
the Faeries 

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